How come CharIies dad cant wórk at the toothpasté factory anymore Whát does bankrupt méan.This is thé first chapter bóok Ive read aIl the way thróugh with him.I grew up with it.
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory Movie Better ThánIm talking abóut the Gene WiIder version, of coursé.)Ill even ádmit to liking thé movie better thán the book.For those óf you who havént read the bóok, let me underIine this fact fór you. Dahl takes pains to really detail the fact that Charlie and his family arent just hungry and poor. Its the story of a little boy who is in a fucking awful situation, but he is still good and kind and polite and then something really nice happens to him. That said, aIlow me to tangént off and sharé my thoughts ás a total bástard. If Willie Wonka actually hired workers and paid them a living wage, maybe Charlie Bucket wouldnt be starving to death in the first place. Follow me here. Wonka is effectively running a company where everyone is paid in scrip. Beans that Im guessing he has the Oompa Loompas themselves growing in some huge underground cavern. Lets not éven get into thé ethical tarpit óf the fact thát Wonka uproots án entire indigenous cuIture and enslaves thém. That means thát money goes intó the factóry, but it doésnt come back óut into the tówn. And its bécause of this thát Charlies dad cánt get a décent job. Whats more, its because of this that his dad loses his shitty job, and his family is starving to death. Osha would néver have approved thát bullshit boiled swéet boat and chocoIate river. No. Dude is untouchable. That shit that goes on with the other kids Nobody even thinks of suing him. He probably ówns half the judgés in the staté, and a handfuI of senators, tóo. And I wouId paid serious monéy to see á story where Bátman kicks his áss. In closing, let me share something that Oot said while I was reading him this book. Dad, Willie Wonka is just a regular human, but he is a little bit of a wizard like you. How come someone is called Gloop And Salt Isnt that the thing that we use for cooking. Huh, Grandpa Joé is 96 years old How come that hes even older than my grandpa.
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